Once I handed in an outline to one of my editors. Later, she handed it back with two words written at the top: Psychotic Ramblings.

As a woman I don't want to know how to do make up like a pro. I want to understand and know make up like a Drag Queen.

Her expression during that "That's bad..." line should get her a role in the reboot as far as I'm concerned.

Bill Murray girl has A+++ sassface.

It's just like when people think of NYC and all they talk about is Times Square and the hipsters in Williamsburg.

I wonder if they'll try something new this season - maybe they could be funny for a change? (That looks much nastier now that I've written it, yet, I still find the show annoying especially the way it can take cheap shots at easy targets. Must be the SNL heritage).

I regret having read these.

I didn't diet, but my wedding day was the first time I ever felt self-conscious about my arms.

"James won't like this".

Goat Man scared me the most because it brought back memories of my (much, much, much less terrifying) experience.

LIT-UP JESUS, YOU SAY?

So excited mine got picked and is scaring people! I still have the other thread up in a different tab and every day after work, I set time aside to go and read more and more and more. Y'all are scary as hell.

AAHHHH I love and hate all of these. AND I HAVE ONE OF MY OWN! It's not anything supernatural, but still scary as shit.

the goat man story has kept me up all week :( i keep looking at my floor like some crazy lit up jesus thing is going to be there. i don't know what i read these stories but i.can't.stop.

Because of all the times Kathie Lee spent walking the streets of NYC. She couldn't hear cat-calls when the limo windows were up.

That's how Geraldo still has a career.

Psssh, like they're not already fuck buddies!

It's not clear whether that grave will be opened on the television show, but The BBC is likely to be very careful about depictions of witches, ghosts and ghouls after the outcry of their terrifying fictional program Ghostwatch.

"They were men and women who were discriminated against"