After I learned Planned B is pretty much ineffective for women who weigh more than 176 pounds and loses effectiveness should she be over 165 pounds, I pretty much lost all interest in Plan B.

Some would argue that Plan A is to abstain from sex...but we all know how well that works.

Um, after watching the clip, I didn't think it was as offensive as it sounded from the "peep show" comment.

The story about the chicken gets me. When I worked as a customer support person for an email marketing company, some of the callers would treat us like total shot because their emails didn't go out for some reason, blah blah blah. One thing that was always made clear was that no matter how angry someone got, if they…

I think I would enjoy most local news (actually all news) if it was delivered by children. This kid...I haven't enjoyed a clip as much since the Actually kid.

There were certain stories I would avoid so I wouldn't have to look at the pictures. Mine were:

I always joke with my sisters when I go on vacation that I will be bringing back a Mexican sewer rat with rabies for them. I FREAKING LIVED for these books, and even today I will not say Me Tie Dough-ty Walker, and I get mad at myself when I say it in my head. Thankfully we don't have a fireplace a head can fall out…

When I was a senior in college, my final story compilation was my own take on the Harold story, and short of one pain-in-the-ass girl, everyone read it and said it scared the crap out of them. Little did they know that the original story scared the crap out of my 18 years before.

You know, my mom was an excellent mom, taught us good values, but that didn't matter to my sister when she slept with numerous men while married.

I went as a drag queen to my sister's bday party last weekend, and I know I did not live up to the standards set before me. I have so much to learn.

R. L. Stein, do you yourself believe in ghosts, etc. and have you ever presented an idea for a book that someone thought was just ridiculous?

Oh my god, the look at me story. Holy shit. I had read most of these over the last week, but I didn't see that one.

I just ate whatever the hell I wanted and said fuck you to the wedding diet.

I love stories like this! I am an empath too, have some clair gifts, and my mom talks with the other side, etc. Thanks for sharing!

Maybe related, maybe not. My husband and I just bought a house, and we had the most difficult time with the seller - he was just a total dick. Well, we get the house and I'm talking to the neighbor and she's all "You heard what happened there, right?"

Looking into stories that I didn't read over the past week. Um, yeah, definitely demons in the apartment. When you mentioned scratching noises in the walls but no pests were ever captured, it immediately went off for me. Same thing happened to some friends of the family - they bought a house where the dad had been…

I grew up and live in/around Portland, and I don't find any of these funny, because they are mostly stereotypes of a small percentage of people in Portland. Same thing could be said for all of the other popular cities in the country.

That one with the red light - the moment that red light was mentioned I immediately thought "Aliens."

If that wasn't a sign, then I don't know what is. Email away.

My mom grew up in a very catholic family, and in turned has questioned everything that's happened to her. She doesn't anymore, and we don't follow the catholic faith anymore.