One of the first “spit out my drink” moments I remember from Norm was when he was hosting Weekend Update, and one of the news bits was that Michael Jackson had checked into Cedars-Sinai hospital for some mysterious illness or procedure, and while he was there he decorated his room with posters of young Shirley Temple.…

do we HAVE to dig into this guy who on the surface seems genuinely willing to help people (and/or not hurt or persecute vulnerable minorities) AND will put his money where his mouth is in that regard? I don’t get the desire to dig up controversy with someone who aggressively avoids it in the name of protecting his…

You can test COVID but you cannot test Belichick.

Too soon?

Ooop, we’ve already got a not all men! homie here.

weed’s legal in cali

I imagine that's a big reason why the Pats are gonna be around the top of the heap when it comes to vaccinations. Who's gonna try to fuck around with Bill's W-L record, player availability, and gameplans and find out?

Cam has clearly forgotten where he is and what team he’s on. The New England Patriots are not about mess. Cam better get it together and get vaccinated because New England ain’t afraid to let him go. They don’t care if you’re a superstar. Do your job, as Belichick would say.

I can’t imagine why someone who has been getting closer to the fringe every year would open the door for a first-round QB, who is having a solid preseason, to take his job. Five days in the preseason is meaningful, plus what if he holds onto the starter job and this happens again in the regular season? Belichick…

“DIVE, ASSHOLE!”

Needs a sign that says “No Journey psychouts!”

And he better be a fat little fuck

There has to be a kid in a Cartman outfit that runs through once a week jumping off the cliff and stealing sopapillas off the tables.

Big missed opportunity if they don’t include a functioning Baseketball court.

I would love to hear everyone’s best non-splaining when caught.
Or is this like one of those things you don’t talk aloud so women don’t learn about it?
(My apologies to women, but this is one of those double standard issues, any woman walking out a strip club can even brag about it in the middle of work...men just look…

Yeah, I ain’t sending them gat damn flatlanders one red penny til those FIBs pony up the cash to square away 94 from the border to the 27th St exit. Still, the Admirals were fun to watch.

It’s a little strange that this post never mentions Giannis, who is playing out of his mind and is just about as dominant as a superstar can be. His block in Game 4 and ally-op in Game 5 were unreal.

RIP

The Beatles openly worshipped their influences and would say “Hey this is a song by Chuck Berry, we like his music, and you should like his music too.” Paul’s love of Fats Domino is legendary. “Lady Madonna” is his attempt to write a Fats Domino song, which Fats covered and sounded so much better than the Beatles…