I voted for this one.

Ortiz was shot “in an amusement center” ... Ortiz was shot in the leg

Because she molested her child and didn’t report what happened to the cops.

In defeating the vile Dookies, Rocker threw the first no-hitter in Super Regionals history.

When a birth parent cleans up their act and decides that they want their adopted child back, the law frequently sides with that parent - which in this case by law is anyone in the Navajo Nation. The only reason they got the child is because the Navajo Nation decided not to pursue it and they are right to be concerned…

The day they take nets down to the foul pole is the day I cancel season tickets. America loves to overreact.

One of the most legendary QBs ever. Maybe if he showed his dick at some point or posted something stupid on Twitter he’d have been worthy of an actual headline. Great job Deadspin.

Even Detroit Lions QB Matt Stafford, from all the way in Palm Beach, was trying to show up Rodgers

The real story is how much Mallory Edens (Bucks owner’s daughter, seated next to Rodgers) ages between the first and last videos.

I don’t care if you respect him, I merely suggest that you make any effort at all to know what you’re talking about. There are only two or three other members of Congress from either party who are comparably unlikely to toe the party line, and no Republican less worried about losing Trump-sympathizing donors.

To me it’s more mind blowing to me that Marisa Tomei is older than Jean Stapleton was when she started playing Edith.

“I’d settle for just two shots going the other way.”

Horford’s not technically wrong.

I had a favorable opinion of Budenholzer already, but this series has added to it significantly. He has a talented team and a human cheat code, no doubt, but every player seems totally bought into their role, they all play unselfish, high-energy ball on both sides of the floor, and they seem to be genuinely having fun…

The Celtics maybe pooping the bed a bit, but the narrative of this series really should be that the Bucks are a really good team.

What a fascinating world view you have. If somebody has a lot of money, it’s ok for the faux-safety fascists to violate them? Indeed.

This guy talks so confidently about “the spirit of the rule” in a sport he only follows three times a year.

The movie was flawed, for sure. The first act did drag a bit. Actually, the second act kind of did too. Time shenanigans must be ignored. Black Widow’s sendoff felt too small.

Here comes Peter Cottontail
Hoppin’ down the bunny trail
Hippity hoppin’, an ass whoopin’s on its way