Drew’s bathroom

Watched? Hell, he WAS Ivanka’s first

Is Motorboating a sport?

I’m in. This brain is real and it’s fantastic!

SHHHHHh!!!

What has two thumbs and needs a ride to Chicago?

You don’t have to rub it in!!! :)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lysistrata

If you can’t afford to take a day off from work there are plenty of ways to still make your presence felt. Just don’t spend a dime. Don’t buy coffee in the morning, don’t buy lunch, gas for your car, groceries, etc. Don’t cook dinner for your husband, no sex (lesbians excluded). Adopt a uniform for the day be it all…

Not for nothing, but it only takes 4.5 hours to drive from St Louis to Chicago. It’s not like she was trying to get to Tahiti

So going forward, all NCAA championship events will be held in either California, New York, Massachusetts or Maryland...I can live with that

You say that like it’s a bad thing

People are stupid, if Elvis and Tupac were living on an island, by definition, it wouldn’t be desserted

Have you not put Old Bay on corn on the cob. Heathen!!!

Talk shit, get hit