Hmmm....something tells me Raptors don’t survive a scorched Earth approach.

This is a segment from last night’s NBA broadcast on TNT, in which Kevin Garnett, Paul Pierce, Glen Davis, and Rajon Rondo lay out why they are still angry at Allen, all these years later.

All the bottles are still white, tho.

If Machado didn’t hit home runs and watch them fly this wouldn’t be happening. If he would just strike out every at bat the beef would end. Completely his fault for being a HOTHEAD

Yeah if long trots after home runs were a justification for throwing at someone, Ortiz would be responsible for the death of everyone ever associated with the Red Sox

Like what?

Machado about nothing.

Donald Trump: [looks at approval ratings]

Obama had the chance to push people on Garland, but instead he and the cowards in Congress decided to play it passive and bank on HRC winning, and it backfired tremendously. There are many places where the election can be blamed, but this is not one.

*basketball ops guy breaks out resume*

he didn’t direct the patriot, so you’re off to a pretty bad start here

This reminds me....I need to buy more fish oil pills.

Elsewhere in the NBA, Vince Carter lost his shit, too. Different reason, though, and it’s messier than this, so let’s just forget it.

“Something outside woke me up around 5:30 am”

These fucking union vultures always trying to pick the bones clean of these poor, overburdened small business owners.

+1

Hi Bruce, congrats on the new gig

Look, man, tripling Kings ticket prices won’t fix anything.

I’d prefer my second favorite totalwar, the first medieval total war.

Shoot, I’ve been here for going on six years at this point (you guys remember when unapproved commenters were pink, and you had to be lifted out by starred commenters? Remember disemvoweling?), and I’m eternally gray—if this “asking politely” thing works, I gotta give it a shot.