We’re definitely not going to need to add Eddie Vedder to that movie.

Oh, I’m sure he’s plenty warm.

it took you a paragraph to explain what one sentence meant

I enjoyed the game at the start, but I won’t be going back. It was very enjoyable starting out, and the world was fantastic. Being from the NY/NJ area, being able to roam a very well designed NYC map was an insane amount of fun.

I have never once based my purchase of a video game on the timed exclusive content it has. I buy a game if it looks fun, not because I get a map pack or special skin for a few months over other players. This just creates a divide in the community. Players should be enjoying the same experience as everyone else.

“Master race” my ass. You’re a bunch of entitled babies.

Kirk Cameron’s birthday party. Evidently, the other guests were left behind.

If you are in a bathroom and you can’t spot the transgendered person, it means YOU ARE THE TRANSGENDERED PERSON!!!!1!!!

My fondest hope is that they equipped the robot with a mechanism so that it could make a loud “Yoink!” sound as it grabbed the gun.

I plan on tricking him into giving it to us.

You have to be level 30+ to do the DLC. The enemies are tougher. Just do the main quest and you’ll be there.

Uh, you do realize that console stream to Twitch as well right.

The troops do not own the anthem.

We also have the freedom to kneel if we want to when we hear the anthem. Or turn our backs. Or dance a jig. Those people died for her freedom to do that too.

I mean they are a polish studio...

I doubt they verify your pet’s deceased status.

Richard Gasquet could have used this advice a year ago.