@Arcane: Why can't they just use their debit card to buy crap at the dollar store?

@hurr. pancakes: Right, because no kid with good parents has ever gotten drunk with his friends.

Wow, that's a great deal on that MacBo-

I'd say whoever got away with this is one...

170,000 atmospheres? Is that like some sort of Dragonball Z training pod? Alright fine, I'll google it.

@chikinfeet: I imagine fur hides scars pretty well. And if it hurt them to walk I'd bet they were (planning on) heavily sedating them prior to boarding.

@Joe Stoner: Actually, the dogs weren't capable of executing the attack. Had they survived, they would have been fireworks in no time. Of course, this is all assuming anything The Sun writes isn't a complete load of shite.

@eric273: It's a little tactless to call someone out about their moral fiber and then tell them they should all just go die.

If The Sun's political press is anything like their sports writing, this has absoluteley no credibility whatsoever. Still, it's entirely believable.

And Mom told me not to stick a penny in that light socket. I told you I knew what I was doing.

@MaxPoint: As Dr. Banjo said and we all know, "Digital pictures don't lie."

@lizon: They aren't even similar? Of course they are. They're practically identical. Take the eye-mouse and zoom out a bit, reduce the precision and bam, Kinect. Zoom in the Kinect and rewrite the tracking software; eye-mouse. I don't see how you could possibly say they aren't even "anywhere" similar.

@lizon: Huh? Didn't you suggest the eye-mouse as an option for the future? I don't see how the Kinect is any different. I only suggested it because it's basically the same thing as your eye-mouse only it does have ways of receiving input without buttons (I assume; I've never played it).

@lizon: Kinect is already a quarter of the way there.

@MayorBloomberg: Firewire is still good, if you've got something that actually supports it.

Yeah, a little too smart...

@Spasticteapot: (Simpsons quote)

I'd like you to explain why we should build a mass transit system in a small town with a centralized population

I've been waiting to buy an iPhone 4 for a while now because, cool as it is, the 3GS is fine and I just can't make myself drop 500 bones or commit 2 more years to the awfulness that is AT&T. That said, when the free bumpers were released, the promotional image was a white iPhone with an orange bumper, and it was…

@Ninety-9: For the record, you can totally watch videos on your phone in the shower/bath. Just ziplock it. Double bag it if you want to be safe.