Hmm, think we can get free money by filing a lawsuit? Sure, let's do it.

@brijazz: Equally mockable, but not equally fu—well, you get the idea.

So huge.

@Celtic1888: Come on, man. I mean, she may not be the supermodels you must be slamming every night, but she is really, really hot. There's just no denying that.

@kiddicus: Yes, some sort of X-platform, or cross-box perhaps.

Man, and I was hoping this was going to be an article about that awesome, awesome video game soap.

Returning from space is what spaceflight feels like? Man, and here I was thinking it was full of zero-gravity flips and awesome intrastellar spacescapes.

They would have gone with "Xrygvk", but it was too easy to pronounce.

This is why I'm never going to Alabama. Wait, it was in Florida? I'm still certain Alabama was somehow involved.

How about a neck brace and wrist guards? You know what, a back brace sounds like a good idea, too. Don't those get broken all the time?

Only two feet long?? Adorable!

Jesus, that's an awesome pun in the title.

@Jestermeister: Snap!

@The_Vitto: What Prez said. They were never really starving anyway. Probably woulda lost 30-40 lbs from physical exertion alone, which wouldn't be that noticeable on a guy that large anyway. Besides, if that's the least believable thing that ruined it for you, it's probably a good thing you stopped watching.

I don't want to ruin the ending, but the whole time Leonardo DiCaprio was just incepting an idea into Jack's mind.

A sleazy, wife-beating Italian. Who woulda guessed?

Good news everyone! I've invented a theorem to mathematically prove that with enough switching bodies around, everyone will eventually end up as who they really are!

@Spartanical: It really is an amazing show. The latest season is so-so, but anything pre-cancellation is absolute gold.

THAT'S NOT FUNNY. VOICE IMMODULATION SYNDROME IS A VERY SERIOUS CONDITION.

She better not mess up my Ghostbusters tape.