I’m starting to get the idea that Dolan might be an asshole.

He looks like he’s sweating tuna oil.

Conservatives have this idea that tolerance means you have to put up with everything or you’re a hypocrite.

Also, it has been FUCKING RICH to watch SNL act like they have a moral compass or some political insight these last couple of weeks. The sad moralizing at the end of the election and now, “Oh, Democrats lost because they be like, ‘what gender is?’ right!”
This is the show that not only had Trump on but let him fucking…

Sounds like someone’s gunning for a cabinet position.

The hijabs cancel out. I learned that in my Muslim Math 101 class at Trump University.

Follow-up: Click on the link and read the entire statement. It’s a goddamn gold mine. Some particularly powerful excerpts that weren’t included above:

I saw an article that claimed Trump had mandate. Like, what??? Most of the country can’t stand him. His party will disown him by the midterm elections (hot take). The only saving grace is he has a little liberal slant and he might just ngaf. Cruz, Pence and their ilk would do a lot more damage simply because they’d…

Here is the logic: Trump is too awful to vote for, but I don’t like Clinton...therefore I will vote Johnson.

I must say I’m starting to have some doubts about this Trump gentleman. I initially quite liked his idea to make America great again; I was lucky enough to visit the country recently and I rated it only “very good” rather than “great” (I knocked a mark off because the hotel kept forgetting to change our towels and…

That feels like an important issue now, because if the Cubs are going to win this World Series, they’ll either need to beat Kluber, or win every single game he doesn’t start. Both feel imposing.

Donald Trump was accused by the Justice Department in the 1970's of refusing to rent apartments in his developments to black people.

Guy hitting .205 in High-A ball is worried about the wrong Mendoza.

This seems incredibly stupid. Ted’s only hope was to keep this as a “toldyaso” but now he’s both disloyal and unprincipled. Maybe Trump promised him Scalia’s special fart and sexual torture room (and the Supreme Court vacancy).

Gotta love how Cohn took over the room by repeatedly insisting that Kaepernick took over the room.