No jokes: Sports are fucking phenomenal, and this embodies everything amazing about them. I can’t get over this game. And I’m not even a Cubs or Indians fan. It’s just perfect.

Ketchup. Fucking. Sock.

“I’M RICK JAMES, BENCHED!”

During the course of the weekend, the protesters said they were engaged in peaceful protest, but they set up at least 2 roadblocks, illegally flew drones in the same airspace as a helicopter, and set up tents on private property. They have been arrested, but it is yet to be seen if they are convicted. They may all get…

There are majority black schools in New York where a third of the students are considered “chronically absent,” which means they miss a month or more of school per year.

Actually no, I haven’t. I choose to be here instead.

The arrogance of progressives in this echo chamber is deafening.

Yeah Teats!

Next they will achieve consciousness.

Bills fans don’t take a day off

That bit where the campers had been stuck in a conversational loop for days due to the stray host not being around to start a fire was probably my favorite scene of the show so far for the same reasons you mentioned. That was such a realistic programming bug.

I think Ford murdered Arnold. I think Arnold built Delores and Ford reprogrammed her and the other androids as murder weapons during what ever happened 30 years earlier. Ford could claim that Arnold was responsible for his own death since he built Delores. I think the photo of Delores is actually a photo of a real…

Yeah, not quite top 5, at least for what I’ve seen, but that was a catastrophic call. Honestly a little surprised they didn’t find a way to flag OBJ for OPI on the winning touchdown, though

The refs made up for it with the DPI near the end of the 4th.

DC sports is so futile it makes Sisyphus go “daaaaaaamn”

No. Kershaw and pitchers like Kershaw (if there is such a thing) are the reason that teams reach the playoffs.

On behalf of Yankee fans everywhere: Good. Although my preference would have been for the Sox to win both at home, take a big lead into the bottom of the ninth at Cleveland, blow the lead and then lose it on an obviously bad call by an umpire. Ah, the Boston sports radio would have been so sweet.

“Talib maintains that at the time of the shooting, he was under extreme buress, which has hindered his ability to recall events clearly.”