You seem to have a rogue comma in your headline. I know it shouldn’t bother me, but this is the petty person the internet has turned me into over the past 15 years.

1) who said anything about a shower beer?

Somehow, adding “obviously” makes it sound much more like a blatant lie than the simple, declarative statement “none of what was in the car was his” would have.

Or smoking a J.

“Listen, these Reindeer games are always tough. I wanted to get Rudolph a bit more involved, but this was no Fog Bowl. On defense, I wanted to see a bit more Blitzen. As for the endzone celebrations I thought Dancer and Prancer were fine, as long as it’s within the rules and in good fun.”

This is what happens when you eat too many Ls.

It was a party bus. Bryant Mckinnie was the driver. Sweet Pea always has the money.

Escorts >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> esports

Not sure how old you are but this should cover it. It’d be like if the Romans waited where Jesus was being resurrected and killed him again right when he came back.

God, respawn point campers are the worst.

George killed Derrick Favors, he magically came back to life off-camera, and then Westbrook killed him again.

CUM now, you signed the arbitration clause.

“Ahem, I think you mean 130+ years” - Thomas Edison.

Not to mention the Network is the primary medium through which the league commits the mass ocular assault that is Thursday Night Football.

50 + years and it looks like another injustice being brought into the light with Watts as the focal point.

Richardson was apparently very disappointed to learn he had to sell the whole team rather than each player individually.

But does he have “an adequate amount of money saved up for a rainy day when the Seahawks cut his dumb ass” money?

He bit on a fake that never even happened.

You’re just Bias-ed

There were 3 shooters in the JFK shooting: Oswald, the grassy knoll, and a squirrel in a tree on Dealey Plaza.