And so it begins

These non calls ruined game of the year

Who is this ASSHOLE announcer?

“How do I have a job? Because just this morning, I got my head caught in the glove box.”

Yea but when he’s on he’s a hot Karl

Well when you line up at the 2 yard line in 5 WR personnel this type of mother fucking bullshit is bound to happen doug you mother fucking dope. Go get a haircut you fuckface.

Yes

And it was better that way. Seems like we are close in age and as a wide-eyed child I always respected the players that came out for the anthem.

This is literally unconstitutional

Wow I saw this after commenting “steph would Lonzo the fuck out (the fight)” which is exactly what this kid does in the movie! Great post

Steph would Lonzo the fuck outta there

If one of them would just say “fuck that dude” in a post game press conference this would be a 3 day story then it would be over forever.

Fake balls gain street name “prosthetics”

This column was born for this performance. Your work here is done.

In all fairness to Peterman he had no intentions of actually playing football this season

If you work in a place where people want to miss and or get out of work then you should work somewhere else. Also you sound really bitter.

I was there that night and it was so disappointing for me at the time (bc the phillies at-Bats were truly awful) but as I’ve gotten older it has become clear to me that Doc actually pitched a better game.

This is me trying new gaming systems. I think I’ve limited out.

That dude is in the lumberjack concussion protocol. It includes such remedies as “rubbing some dirt on it.” Feel free to add!

Handjob