I’m seriously considering blowing our tax money to go get that van.

Mad Mike is gone but the Earth is still a-round...

I’ll see myself out

So is he now the flattest flat Earther?

Doesn’t look angry? We’ll see about that.

“So why exactly would anyone buy the manual version?”

The early Renaults like the 1900 model you show used a thermosiphonic cooling system; there’s no water pump. Instead, the temperature difference between the hot water in the block and the cold water in the exposed radiator creates enough circulation by convection to transfer the heat.

I had to. OK, I didn’t have to, but I will anyway.

This is what happens to a Mustang when it is made to do “high-performance” maneuvers near a crowd that it is not allowed run over/devour. It commits suicide because its population-culling purpose remains unfulfilled.

I think my floors are made of glass, because I can see through them.

Man, it’s incredible to me how often the parts gods bless you with a miracle, or you go to a massive junkyard and find the exact thing you need. Must me a Michigan thing. Godspeed, you maniac.  I love my DTracy posts, especially this time of year. We’re all rooting for you, you idiot. 

“There’s no really good reason why these truck drivers would do this”

New 5 blade grill with moisturizing strip just leaked...

This is the 2019 Camaro SS all over again. Saw this on a Reddit thread- Looks like someone went to the Toyota school of design

Since eating is a competitive sport, I’ll submit the folllowing:

Thank you thank you thank you! Harleys are the absolute worst. I hate them all. All. Of. Them.

No, fuck those HD bikes with loud pipes that rupture your ear drums just to get up to speed. 

What’s with all the Corvette bashing here? It’s almost like you people don’t like cars or something. This thing looks great, even with the wacko camo. Looks like a Ferrari, you say? Yeah, well dolphins look like sharks, too...and they both look cool.

Even if it was a joke, what is rule number 1 in car culture?

I actually owned one! A “platinum edition” v6, no less. I was sick of my unreliable BMW and wanted something I didn’t have to worry about. In hindsight, I shouldn’t have sold out but it was the frustration at the time.