I always assumed it would be Lindsay Lohan to go first. RIP

Too lazy to get out of my car. We have a couple local shops in Buffalo but I still do Tims. And Dunkin’ taste burnt all the time.

There is one located in the Tops Supermarket in town. It may just be a coffee kiosk though.

Has anybody said “that’ll buff right out” yet?

Miles don't scare me as long as there are signs that the car was taken care of. Records for maintenance, cleanliness, etc. lowest mileage I've ever purchased had about 80k.

Under steering wheel vent! Cool my dynamic duo.

Dropped off my car on a Friday or Saturday to have my brakes done for Monday morning at my mechanic. Over that weekend his daughter was paralyzed in a car accident so there was no way he would be at the shop which left only one other tech there. That tech called to tell me what was up and I agreed to let my car sit…

As long as you don't mind a wet inner thigh region.

This one even swivels. http://www.cruisercustomizing.com/universal-drin…

If she poked her head out the damn door she would see the rest of the car in flames on the neighbors front lawn.

Found an old pack of Marb Reds that had turned orange. Got desperate on a road trip and smoked a few.

Lots of good advice. Just booked a trip to the Glen for my brother and I to see the NASCAR races for his wedding present.

I have a motorcycle that I'll ride almost everywhere so a mirage would be perfect for crap weather days. I live in the northeast and this is a fine winter car/ part time summer car.

Maybe if they did an add with Jalopnik.........

Loved my 92 Metro Convertable. Artist rendering.

Put hand at bottom of steering wheel, if you want trailer to go left, move the steering wheel so your hand is going left and wheels right. If you can't see the damn trailer get some damn fluorescent markers and look in your damn mirrors.

The HMS Gin & Tonic

Twizlers

My old man had a Chevy C-10 back in the day with a hanging headlight. It’s nice to see his laziness and lack of mechanical skill finally making it to the track.

Great for transporting your sofa.