“He said there had been fighting going on in the disputed regions for years now”

You shouldn’t care what the US Congress considers a monopoly. The only two people whose opinion on monopoly you should care about are these two guys:

Hah. Turns out other countries don’t refer to the writers of their constitutions (or any other laws) like that. I know it sounds crazy, but most countries don’t sacralize the moderately competent politicians and political scientists that write their legislation to frankly unhealthy degrees.

“Blizzard is acting all authoritarian like those fucking Asians” - person who lives in the country that spends the most on the military, has the highest incarceration rate, has the highest absolute number of prisoners, regularly interferes in elections of other countries, regularly overthrows democratically elected…

Get his ass.

I’m not holding my breath or anything, but Master Chief in Smash would be the biggest news ever, no? 

Like most things, fun is subjective. It’s also not everything.

Another speedrunning article, another group of people to misunderstand speedrunning.

That said, really damn cool.

You posted your opinion but were unprepared for other people to comment on your opinion? That was awfully silly of you.

You are definitely the most pathetic out of the three.

Kaceytron has successfully monetized the searing, white-hot ball of pure sexist rage that exists in Gaming Bois, and for that she will *always* have a place in my heart.

Just caught that I accidentally called the impluse grenade an impact grenade, but I’d rather be wrong and go home at a reasonable hour than re-record the line and have to wait for it to encode all over again.

Sorry about that, please use the space below this comment to make loud noises.

Satan.

Can’t help myself, man. The Venusaur was too cool

As a current employee, this is hilarious to me.

lol, it’s like you were watching me check kotaku for the first time today and seeing 8 notifications, and wondering “wait did i accidentally make a good comment yesterday?”

I don’t see anything in this article about these characters being undocumented. Do you have info about this game that wasn’t included in this piece? Or do you just see the word “immigrant” and jump right to “illegal?”

So, have you noticed how you yourself are outraged and thus part of the outrage community? The anti-SJWs seem just as upset if not more so than the SJWs they preach against. It’s a real staring into the abyss kind of thing.

Is there a customer service line of some sort where I can attempt to petition for a copy of the switch version?

I hate that you don’t make these new articles with each update. It renders commenting useless. Looking still comments from may when it’s an August update is blah. It only gets worse as time goes on. How about “best 8 games as of may 2017.... best 12 games as of August 2017" and so on and so forth. Will anyone ever…