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The only thing that stops a bad offensive lineman with a gun is a good defensive lineman with a gun. #tcot

Holy shit, is this real?

Dear UK,

The nes game is not the original, it was remade by an american company called ultra. the original was for a system called the MSX, if you have the hd collection, legacy collection or MGS3 Subsistence, its playable through either the metal gear solid 3 menu or in subsistence on the bonus disc.

There’s a perfectly legitimate reason for that face paint.

I don’t even need to photoshop the picture. this is what maxed out Mad Max should look like.

I think you meant Josh Donaldson screaming about beers, not Josh Hamilton. That would be unfortunate.

Let us not forget. “Do you feel like a hero yet?”

Arcade games taught me this:

Shit’s easy, yo.

I took an ambien after having a few beers. Woke up and saw I pissed in my bathroom garbage can instead of the toilet. My wife was not amused.

Les Enfants Terrible

That is Bollywood level of action.

because they’re useful in so many situations. ^_^

Okay dear.