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How is it that the return of the Dudleys is Screengrabber-worthy and this isn’t?

Because once you get through the classic stuff that’s worth watching, you realize you’re left paying for terrible PPVs and low rank programming that would make the executives at VH1 blush.

I haven’t watched professional wrestling in probably 15 years and this hit me in every single one of the right places.

What’s a Konami but a miserable piles of secrets.

Wii U has been the least dissapointing console for me.

For those interested:

“What do these three men have in common?

They would have been better off using Ashley Madison.”

If you're gonna make a Buffalo joke at least put a little fucking effort into it.

No it doesn’t that looks like absolute dog shit...It looks like someone super zoomed a pic of Vader on it It looks stretched the fuck out also, there is no universe where that looks better

“What a catch! The Yankees have to be thrilled with that! The heart of their order is due up next in the bottom of the... Ah, shit. That big kid with the Mongoose with the pegs on it is back, we gotta scatter.”

A Year Later, P.T. Still Best Laxtive

“I can’t stop jiggling about pastries.”

To be fair, that would be pretty entertaining.

Here is mine.

good luck for the reviewer because there are already a lot of challengers, and not only on Kotaku.