I thought White Heritage Night was canceled? Confused because trying to convince everyone you’re not racist would seem like a central part of White Heritage Night.

E-peen.

If they cut the scenes like this, I’m boycotting.

Ryne Sandberg frantically waving a white towel sums up this Phillies season nicely, doesn’t it?

We’re holding Phil hostage, our demands are 10 semis full of beer.

I hope the Jets, Raiders or Eagles fans never win a championship.

Fuck. I’m actually crying.

I know. Typical ea. Did you see han’s pistol? It’s just a scoped mauser with a dorky silencer on it.

Counterpoint: Fuck Miguel Cabrera.

You can swap that one out for a more traditional D pad. No worries.

Get out.

Should’ve checked tire pressures with a digital gauge. Probably was a couple PSI off on one side.

Nah, man. That’s just Bubbles. Name’s right there, buddy.

At last, video evidence that 2:24 is faster than 2:26.

Enchantment?

It was way more than what he did with the ball. He was, for lack of a better word, an outlaw. Literally doing whatever he wanted with no thought of others. That seemed cool as a younger person, that he could be (one of) the best without seeming to conform to anything in any way.

Supreme executive power is derived from a mandate of the masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony.

Strange women lying in ponds, distributing swords, is no basis for a system of government...