Get out.

Should’ve checked tire pressures with a digital gauge. Probably was a couple PSI off on one side.

Nah, man. That’s just Bubbles. Name’s right there, buddy.

At last, video evidence that 2:24 is faster than 2:26.

Enchantment?

It was way more than what he did with the ball. He was, for lack of a better word, an outlaw. Literally doing whatever he wanted with no thought of others. That seemed cool as a younger person, that he could be (one of) the best without seeming to conform to anything in any way.

I'm shocked that a sporting event in South Korea was marred by corrupt officiating.

Look, I hate FIFA, I hate Blatter, but fixing a match by booking an Italian for diving is genius.

Why does everyone want to legalize weed? Weed is boring. Cocaine is the most fun drug of them all.

I hope robots come to your house and eat your face, the gem on your hand has turned red Logan and no one gives a fuck about your generic fucking nostalgia.

The fans asked Howard to join in the game of catch, but he declined. When asked to elaborate on why he wouldn’t join in the fun, Howard explained that he makes a point of not making free throws.

The PokeMaster Crafters actually had a booth at Lex Con this year, where they had a con exclusive Mewtwo, as well as pre-orders for other non-Mewtwo pokemon. They were also incredibly amusing, as they were dressed in Team Rocket outfits and Groucho Marx glasses, while loudly explaining that they were TOTALLY not Team…

Supreme executive power is derived from a mandate of the masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony.

Strange women lying in ponds, distributing swords, is no basis for a system of government...