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Ugh, what about all the ugly women who got turned down for Margot Robbie roles?

Yeah, what does someone like Jennifer Lawrence have to complain about from the top of her pyramid? She may make less money than Jeremy Renner, but at least she has the advantage of being required to be constantly beautiful while poor Renner has the far more difficult task of just letting his face dry out like an old

This hot take brought to you by Centuries of Unthinking Male Privilege. Centuries of Unthinking Male Privilege: It’s fucking tiresome!

lol that you think women don’t get objectified working in accounting.

Being a woman is fun because you can’t be ugly if you want to be worth paying attention to in art, you have to be pretty, BUT NOT TOO PRETTY or else regular Joe Asshole in the movie theater won’t feel like has a chance with you and then he’ll be MAD

And manages to use outdated unacceptable racial terms even in character descriptions!

Jesus. It’s almost impressive that Tarantino writes long, hyper-verbose scripts, and manages to do it while typing one-handed.

Cheerleaders are often amazing athletes and acrobats in their own right.

With all due respect to you, Rebecca * But fuck Tiffany Trump. She is NOT an ally. She is NOT part of any #resistance Tiffany Trump is interested in Tiffany Trump and could give zero shits over seventeen dead high-school kids. Any one with the last name Trump deserves not one iota of a benefit of doubt.

100%. I came here to be annoyed at Matt Damon and I’m a little disappointed. You can’t talk shit about your friend behind their hideously tattooed back. You have to bite your tongue and support them.

Although I’m loathe to ever have Matt Damon’s phoenixless back, you have to defend your friends. Have I gently mocked my best friend’s sleeve which consists of an owl, a tai chi symbol and her astrological sign? You better believe it. But I will never acknowledge how hideous it is with an outsider.

Me too. He may have confessed to 49, but the police found the DNA of 89 women at the farm. And by DNA I don’t mean traces. I mean chunks.

You’re telling me. You should have seen the 2400 word version. They had to cut it to 800 because of space.

On behalf of her holiness Adstrada Patron Saint of Not Giving a Fuck: a missive on the ain’t shitness of Everlane to be read and discussed broadly.

“Her?” - @realDonaldTrump

I somehow got on a mailing list for all of Don’s “personal surveys” begging us to tell him that we all really love him. I fill them out, politely explaining why he’s an embarrassment to the Presidency, the U.S., and the entire human race, and—I know it’s petty, stupid, and pointless—when asked, “Is there anything else

“Tiffany who?”-@realDonaldTrump

Email in full from FOX news contributor who just quit to his colleagues. He was no saint but truth is good medicine. (Thanks to WTFJHT).