any excuse to share this and make fun of jared:

Right? Hillary, like, spends her free time hiking in the woods and walking her dogs. Trump eats like Slimer from Ghostbusters and took a golf cart through Sicily because he couldn’t be arsed to walk 700 yards with the other world leaders.

Rudys fatter than she is and Trump is morbidly obese

It’s like his brain connected “I hate this woman” with “lol calling women fat is hilarious” and didn’t bother to pay attention to the actual woman he was even making the joke about.

The fuck? She’s not even fat. Like at all. Not that this would be okay if she was, it just doesn’t make any sense. These two idiots wish they were at her fitness level because it’s about 1000% better than their nasty asses. 

‘Kay, Rudy.

It’s amazing that people who look Giuliani and Trump are confident enough to make fun of the way women look. And Hillary Clinton is far more attractive than they have ever been. Where does that kind of undeserved self esteem come from?

Says the man whose hairline is so disgusted with him that it’s literally running the other way off his head.

Yeah, it’s a joke people make because ... you know.

As n Australian, I am so sorry. I am so so sorry. We should have tried harder to keep her contained to the island.

Can’t wait for her upcoming K-Pop phase.

I remember seeing a quote last year somewhere that said: 

As far as I can tell, by past statements and behavior, Jennifer Lawrence is a fucking idiot.

It’s very generous of you to spend your time parsing Damore’s stupid fucking gibberish and blaming the whole world for not thanking his stupid ass and sucking his dumb dick for typing up page after page of whatever letters he could find in his feces after eating a bowl of Alpha-Bits, but you really shouldn’t bother.…

Even if I were to pretend that the claim that the argument about preference isn’t just a thin veil over the argument about physical predisposition, it’s pretty universally accepted that our preferences are almost if not entirely driven by experiences. They’re soundly on the nurture side of nature vs nurture. If you…

So, so good at social media. Has anyone checked on Rubio after that burn? I haven’t seen him since. Someone find him and make sure his face hasn’t melted off.

Warning to adults everywhere. These kids are really smart and really good at the social media, stop screwing with them.

Seriously though, it seems even more telling that Dunham characterized his lines as a “massive insult of white women” rather than a fairly tame insult towards her character/show (and clueless hipsters like her) specifically.

Blast from the Past, but that was a hard decision, since I am pro-Mummy. But a rom-com movie that features a fall-out shelter in California... plus Everclear... Everclear.

Not gonna lie. I was 14 when it came out so I have nostalgic feelings for dumb comedies of that era, but Airheads.