I want to give the person who screamed “open concept sucks” at the property brothers a medal. I have already told my spouse, when it comes time to house buying, I hate open concept with a fiery passion. I want a huge kitchen. Massive. The size of my fucking apartment right now. And I want doors and walls around it so…

Yes, I just wrote a comment like this and am glad I’m not the only one who had that knee-jerk response.

Similarly, any time a Muslim attacker turns out to have been abusive to his wife, it’s because he’s Muslim, not because domestic abuse is endemic in every society.

Also, something about how Muslims are bad because of how “they” treat “their” women but you know, white guy beating his wife and child is A-OK!

Right? Don’t blame this thing I’m doing nothing about, blame this other thing I’m trying to make worse.

Apparently, Muslims never suffer from mental health issues. When we do something bad, it’s entirely of our own volition. When a white person does something bad, it’s a defect in that otherwise pristine, gorgeous brain of theirs.

Aside from his moronic nonsense that it’s not about guns, does our dipshit in chief even realize that his willful and spiteful dismantling of Obamacare will make mental health services even more difficult to access? Ugh, he’s such a fool, it makes my head hurt.

I mean, like, I don’t condone violence, but surely Dr. Boucher is feeling:

Oh my god! This is the Massacre at Bowling Green that Kellyanne Conwoman was talking about! She can see the future!

To quote the great and wise Aja, “I don’t want to be the one, but I’m gonna be the one”: I’m finding it difficult to muster sympathy for the man that screamed about “his freedoms” at the TSA while being detained on his way to an antiabortion rally, who only opposed GOP ACA repeals because they weren’t cruel enough.

Yeah. This is my first instinct.

The first thing I said when I heard this story was literally, “Was he mowing his lawn diagonally or something?” and now I see that he was, in fact, mowing his lawn. So... was he?

I don’t know. On the day a five year old was killed in a gun massacre that he votes to allow to happen him getting his arse kicked sorta feels good to hear about.

I love that they’re pinning it on the neighbor being a liberal and disagreeing with Rand Paul’s views, when it could just as easily have been that Rand Paul is one of those assholes who blows leaves onto your lawn.

I know that I should feel bad about this, but I’m having trouble mustering it up. I’m a terrible person.

My stomach clenches when I see the title FLOTUS and it’s Melania. Michelle O will always be my FLOTUS!

No, this just isn’t correct. Knox was convicted and served time for murder, not defamation.

Indeed, there are vast numbers of unions that sit quietly in the background doing good work and never make the headlines. I was a member of a union, and as far as I can tell they had a very productive working relationship with management... every year they’d negotiate wage changes, and they’d eventually settle on…

I’m sorry Lauren. I know what it’s like to lose something that formed you. Grief is not unreasonable.

Amy Adams is immensely underrated and underused, so far as I can tell from Arrival. Emma Stone sets my teeth on edge with her basicness. There’s nothing wrong with being basic, except when it seems to be the primary factor for one’s success.