….if it's not too soul-crushing what's up with their business cards? I hadn't heard of this yet.

Pence sounds like the founder of a Christian Scientology Knockoff

He is the L Ron Hubbard of Republicans

in his… in the original property owner's defense…., they designed the place to be the 'Winter White House' and then all the Presidents were like "ehh… Florida?"

seriously how was that not a sign to the "God's will" crowd. What are they gonna do when he fucking lights the bible on fire friday.

hold on. In all seriousness, that tweet of Trump's from 2014 is real!?!?!

…he's going to have a desk!?!

ohhh my god, michelle as the wife, biden as the zany showstealer, Melania as the offensive stereotype played for humor….

the dad doesn't die. the mom is already dead by the time the story starts

no. Luna/Neville.

no phillip!?!?!?!

to be fair, that movie did not do full justice to Elionwy.

how dare you besmirch rascals like that

actually wait, I think I got Toby Keith and Keith Urban switched.

…well, her husband did agree to perform at his inauguration….

….Patrick Warburton

the clothes don't change with you when you drink polyjuice.

tbh i know it's trash but my boyfriend and i are both totally okay watching her beat the shit out of people in a catsuit for a couple hours.

I must have read something different than y'all because I didn't get "sex act" out of this. He wasn't involved or peed on, he just paid them to pee on the bed the Obamas had once used. Which is a frightfully infantile and disturbing thing to do, when you think about his position and ….honestly even just his age? …

Thank you for making the total valid and much needed exception