they're no skittles

…wait, Pro-Tip is FROM something!?!?!

but in all seriousness that is super cool, thank you

HOW DOES IT KNOW OUR CAR TYPES.

let's not make things worse. 40 acres and at least a $20 grand new car. Nobody wants mules anymore.

Are you kidding me I was so jealous of Hermione because of her parents. They were so proud of her even when they didnt understand because they recognized she was good at it and wanted to do it (any kid's dream) they trusted her to handle herself in an entirely unknown world, and they took her on badass vacations. …

Scrawler, if ever you would like to bitch about cursed child with me I would be honored.

Apparently they got tips from the og cast.

Honestly i find Hermione, Ron, Neville, Luna, and sometimes Ginny to be more fascinating than harry so thats just part of the hp experience for me

That is literally the point.

no literally, that's the reference I was making

i don't remember who said it originally but the person who described that as the magic carpet was fucking spot on. It's like my favorite marvel character.

american horror story

pffffft… lady scientists aren't real

I've made peace with it now and use it to fuel my activism, so don't worry about me. I just haaaaate this "the facts will only hurt them" narrative. We don't need protected from reality we need protected from actual rapists.

"blue-collar" billionaire

But there is something to it, if you look at gentrification and all, that race can affect social class in the first place.

Also just chiming in here, as a fellow survivor I did not take stats like that seriously because it could never happen to me, and then I didn't report it because I was so ashamed for letting it happen to me. Those statistics don't frighten girls, they show them they aren't alone and they will have a huge army of…

Well, it's all the older white men who can claim medicare in the line of succession above him.

You mean a Trump Soda (tm)?