Getting two extra bases because someone doesn’t know what’s going on is called “The Stanford Swimmer.”

“I did not have sexual relations with that girl”
“I should spend tens of millions of dollars investigating this and try to get this man impeached!”
-Ken Starr 1997

“Did I rape her? I mean...”
“Good enough for me!”
-Ken Starr 2016

1. Restaurants exist to make money.

This might be one of the most disappointing videos I’ve ever seen. I kept waiting for the bear to attack him. Bite him, maul him, whatever, just do what bears do and let this jackanape know that splashing water in their face is a bad idea.

I watched all the way to the end for the mauling. Came here to let you know I was sorely disappointed. 2/10 stars. Would not watch again.

He’ll reportedly be replaced on a interim basis by assistant coach J.B. Bickerstaff.

This is very much an indictment on football culture. Greg Hardy probably did motivate his teammates just like how Richie Incognito got defended by his teammates after the bullying situation. I saw a lot of guys nodding their heads along to his words so my read is that he’s probably being well-received. The armed…

Translation: “Oh shit, people noticed.”