The film owes more to the Paranormal Activity franchise—especially its first entry—in its employment [...], impressive practical effects

There definitely are some people who are nostalgic for “the old days” when things weren’t safe. I saw some Boomers on Facebook showing a picture of a jungle gym from the 50s or 60s with no rubber mats or anything, going, “We didn’t have safety measures and I survived.” And it had to be pointed out to them that plenty…

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>“Uncle Gene” paved the main drag with heat-absorbing black asphalt that resulted in a unique medical condition termed “chopped meat feet” for anyone without flip-flops. Scrapes would be disinfected with a mysterious orange spray, a treatment so painful that anyone able to endure it without writhing out of a small…

and we all went at least once anyway.

Action Park is America!

I feel ya, but I don’t mind watchin’ Supes go all Homelander.

As for the weight class, looks like at least the Captain has been gifted with some sort of super speed tech. Lookin’ forward to him go up against his nemesis. Maybe the others will have a boost as well. Or, they’ll just take theyr’e time getting this gang up…

I mean really, who hasn’t gassed teenagers with hallucinations to teach them something.

The trailer wasn’t actual game play but we all know the Arkham model. Open world, war zone Metropolis. Wonder if we select a character or can switch out who we are. Also if it’s a team game with you and three AI or something else.

Oh yeah, I forgot Kristen Wiig was going to ruin this movie.

This game runs into a similar problem as the 2016 movie: How the hell is a lady with a bat, a guy who shoots good, a guy with above average strength, and a guy with a boomerang supposed to kill the Justice League?

Because Johns is a fucking hack. His entire career is basically two things: this sort of “what if what you know about this character is actually... the opposite!?" and" what throwaway line from an Alan Moore comic can I turn into a year-long event?"

We need the studio to preemptively #ReleaseTheButtholeCut

I’m sure the fine people at DeviantArt have the answer. 

Does Cheetah have a butthole?

Fellow traction park survivor (Long Island guy who would make the trip) and I loved it as well. The Tarzan swing and rock dive, that slalom thing where you always lost skin on your arms and legs...all awesome.

If you never went down a moutain on a fake sled going 30MPH at least and flying off it and landing on your head and neck and cutting your knees then you have never lived. Or never almost died as a child doing something crazy that was fun but so stupid! ha.

I imagined it more like this:

The stories I’ve read about (Tr)Action Park make it sound like it was maybe one step above this:

I loved action park as a Kid, the Alpine slide slide led to many scars for me and my brother. The wirlpool was crazy and I couldn’t swim. There was a fucking maze that was falling apart and had board’s on the floor with nails in them and this was right after the shinning.