Watched it last night and my biggest issue is the press kept pushing ‘The Old Guard’ as a superhero movie, which I expected would have a visual style of at least some form and not take itself too seriously but overall, I just kind of found it boring, like any number of both theatrical and straight-to-video action…

Big ‘OOF’

but it’ll make me a pimp daddy in the afterlife

My friends and I gave up treasure hunting since the introduction of skeleton ships and ghost fleets.

“Good Day to You, SIR”

I couldn’t get past the first 15 minutes of Human Centipede 2. Not because I was disgusted but just bored.....and a little disgusted.

This sounds like a great premise for a comedy where an employee gets shit on by the producers and host of a popular live, daytime talk show and they just say “fuck it” and concocts elaborate and ridiculous means to sabotage the show with the help of fellow abused employees of the show.

No, you heard wrong. The Ward was ultimately forgettable, completely devoid of any of Carpenter’s staples.

Yup, Jackass or Jack Burton.
Not a difficult choice.

2: Today, probably not but I’d say Troma Pictures comes close in terms of keeping with low-budget cult schlock but they haven’t really been relevant since the 90's.

B-7 - “HIT”

My point is, we’re voting for Biden for no other reason but to get Trump out of office, in spite of having no real platform to get behind.

Sadly, this is the world we live in where we feel compelled, no, obligated to vote for the person we hate less.

I feel like there’s a distinctive, visible link between unparalleled success and mental illness.

I'm a Pringles guy, myself.

Having reached the stage of every past-their-peak celebrity’s career in which they say “fuck it” and do anything the public asks of them

As opposed to George W. Bush who abandoned his military obligations after a year or so of flight training to pursue a political career.

On the other hand, we could that much closer to a real-life Robocop.

It’s probably for the best. I’ve read some so-so reviews of Greyhound being the first Tom Hanks in a WWII movie that’s simultaneously inundated with CGI and boring but probably stands under a little less scrutiny being released on a streaming platform rather than theaters.

First Order Rules!