Anna Chlumsky is fucking amazing. I’m absolutely saddened at where Amy’s at right now, but I’m also not surprised in the least. She was on fire last night.

I’m not deeming anyone good or not good enough to play Souls games. They’re either good enough to play them or they’re not. I have no problem with that, but some people here do. For the record, I’ve never beaten a Souls game. They always hand my ass to me, and then I run out of steam. I’m fine with that, though, and…

Games are just as much an artistic expression as any other medium. If the developers intend for the game to be a tough, difficult, but equally rewarding challenge, then by all means they should be able to keep the game as they like it. Obviously plenty of people enjoy it, it’s not like the game has flown under the…

I will never understand why anyone would want something like the Souls titles or Sekiro to have an easy mode. What would be the point of that? Sure, they have lore and story to experience, but those things are vague and confusing, and absolutely take a backseat to the gameplay. The difficulty and skill required…

This kinda sounds like the whole participation trophey arguement.

He definitely nailed it with, “Oh, and I’ll go dutch on the abortion; just make sure you go public with it.”

“I married my half-sister.”

“I’ll send a thank you note to the shooter. Oh, he shot himself at the scene.

Well, I’ll just send one to his widow.

Nope. He shot her first.”

“If Mohammed Atta had you people booking his travel, he’d still be alive today. Which from his perspective would be a massive f#ckup.” I died.

I am now totally convinced that Julia Louis-Dreyfus has a portrait of herself in an attic that is decomposing in real time while she remains near immortal in her appearance, comic timing, energy and delivery.

How about the Firehouse scene....My God....LMAO

Friendly fire is the only way to play anyway. You’re not getting the true Streets of Rage experience until you and your brother drop the proverbial gloves over accidental hits and “accidental” turkey-stealing.

I’m thinking the 32 or 33 are her fake scores. Her real scores most likely weren’t that good or her parents wouldn’t be paying people to fake her test results. 

Poignant, arresting, emotional, and beautiful. Sometimes things don’t have to be a total shock or unexpected. There were surprises here to be sure, and we may have guessed some of the results before they were revealed, but sometimes it’s the journey and the destination. Both were wonderful and sad, tragic but…

Terrific third year outing for True Detective. It was a pleasure to see three lead performance shine but like for everyone here, Stephen Dorff proved a revelation. Some are not going to like the twists to get “that story worth telling” but I was very surprised that a series that was careening into conspiracy, a…

Sort of the sports media version of Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?

I dunno... I’m going to try it in reverse during my annual review this year: “You know, boss, men should really build up other men.”

Also, Carrie Underwood can GTFO with that “women build up other women” shit. That’s the kind of bullshit Kellyanne Conaway tries to pull when people (rightfully) call her out for her terrible positions.

Eh, disagree. This is the true Ninja, the one who was a cesspool of cancer back in Halo and H1Z1 days. Fortnite Ninja is a facade done to stream a PG game to a PG audience. He’s simply slipping back into his old (or better yet, true) ways and people are getting a glimpse at the real Ninja. There are tons of long-time…

Holy hell. That might actually be the bleakest thing that HBO has ever produced. Shit, it might be the bleakest thing I’ve ever seen, period. I actually have a stomach ache. Like, a real, physical stomach ache. I expect that it will be with me for some time. This is going to win a lot of awards. It should. “Haunting”…