So it’ll take Melo three moves to get where he wants to go. That’s a surprising level of efficiency from him.

It’s really hard to top the no-call against Serbia when 2 Swiss players basically tackled a guy in the box, but yeah, that one wasn’t great either.

Made even worse by the fact that it happened right in front of the ref. What the fuck was he looking at?

Yeah, it was a bad call. Belgium probably doesn’t score anyway, but that would’ve been a very dangerous free kick, just like the would-be FK not awarded to Portugal when Quaresma was blatantly fouled late against Uruguay. At least the ref in that match had a poor view as opposed to the guy today who had a perfect view…

To me, that was the worst no-call of the tournament - at least from the games I’ve seen.

I think Klinsmann was miscast as a coach. This role, or a technical director, would have more suited his vision. He’s a terrible tactic based coach, has little understanding of running a practice or getting his players on the same page, etc. But he has the right idea for the overall program.

I’m team bull. Go bull.

Maybe we’re reading too much into this, and the simple answer is the correct answer: the Browns don’t know what the fuck they’re doing and this is further evidence of it.

A. My ex-boss is one of those yankees you speak of. You can keep her, no worries.

Bruins fans nod intensely

Peter Chiarelli is trash.

I have never sent a shirtless photo to a woman I did not want to have sex with because that would be weird and creepy and absolutely signal that I wanted to have sex with them.

I’ll tell you what’s wrong with the American system. Our teenage girls are too busy texting, Snapchatting, and being shot nine times in biology class.

What the fuck are you talking about? Did you even read the article. Did you even read the headline? Here’s a hint: the inaccuracy being pointed out is not whether the flip was landed on one blade.

I cannot tell if this is a serious comment or not.

It really, really isn’t. Dude punched a guy in the head, and pleaded down to 3rd degree assault from a felony.

You don’t give that an award. It doesn’t matter how “into it” he was.

My point is that from a certain perspective (where you don’t listen to what they say and consider those statements on their moral or rhetorical or intellectual merit, and just look at what makes sense to them as a business) it’s not really hypocritical at all.

Succinct as fuck. And accurate. As fuck.

Alternate headline: “Asshole Dies For Doing Asshole Things.”