Drunk. ✔️

Exclusive footage of you reading this blog when you didn’t have to.

At this point, what do they have to lose?

THIS IS WHAT JOURNALISTS NEED TO BE DOING. DO NOT JUST MOVE ON TO THE NEXT QUESTION. CALL THIS MOTHERFUCKER OUT.

Because of Trump, I’ve given up using “very” as an adverb.

I really liked this one, too:

I love how our “toughest” president in history is such a wimp than he can’t even stand a correspondents dinner.

Minhaj made fun of Pence noting that the VP wasn’t there because some of the women in the room might be ovulating.

Wo-man!

Only semi-relevant, but: “So I Married An Ax Murderer” is the most underrated comedy of all time.

My laughs all sound like screams these days.

How is pranking these assholes hurting victims?

That’s the MO of the entire Right Wing media and the complicit GOP.

Among his sins against the American people is how O’Reilly weaponized the ignorance of some in his audience. He help found the current cadre of far-right thought leaders and helped push their ideas to the mainstream.

You need to buy better croissants.

From your comment, it’s clear you do not understand how business and marketing work. Expanding product offerings to larger markets is common sense for any business.

This strikes me as insane.  

I love how people think that saying it’s a joke somehow negates the fact they’re being racist or sexist. Who cares it’s only a joke!! Said every bully ever.

And they’re the same ones who bitch about how shitty their kid’s military pay is, or how long they have to wait for VA care. So they vote for whoever says the phrase “increased military spending”, and don’t understand that this spending is going directly into the pockets of military contractors instead of the troops…

Christ, he sounds like a stoner trying to shit out a term paper two hours before it’s due and he missed the entire semester.