I mean, what’s irresponsible (and what people are mad about) is less the bare fact that you depicted the act of suicide, and more that you depicted the act of suicide as a glamorous, romanticized event and portrayed it as effective revenge against the people “at fault” for her death.

If you come out un-maimed, it may be ok.

Eggs or go home bitches. And memo to the Reese’s conglomerate: ditch those nasty Christmas trees. The peanut butter to chocolate ration is wrong, like a dog peed on the tree wrong.

I wasn’t as surprised about them firing Jay Pharoah because of the reasons he gave above, but I still don’t understand why they got rid of Taran Killam - he is just such a natural comedian and to me he was the most talented guy they’ve had in a long time. I don’t love most of the new cast - especially Melissa…

Don’t think about the FBI investigation into Trump administration’s contacts with Russian officials. Don’t think about the FBI investigation into Trump administration’s contacts with Russian officials. Oh, look at the shiny bauble called: Blame the Democrats! Don’t think about the FBI investigation into Trump…

Is everyone forgetting that the *Republicans* could have passed this without a single Democrat getting on board, and didn’t? Why is anyone playing into the narrative that the Democrats were the problem.

You know what else inspires murder? Infinite scrolling.

He should stop the speaking.

When the hits keep coming faster than you can type ‘barf bag’:

So far Spicer has issued a correction to his correction of the correction of the original statement.

They always look like either serial killers or village idiots.

He doesn’t really get the whole “don’t tell the fucking secret” thing.

I’ve never ever ever seen a pic where they look handsome.

The stupid. It burns.

Why the fuck would Kate Bush want to do Coachella?!

She’s too cool for Coachella, and I knew that before I knew about Mr. Toilet.

They look like two women hired to do a fetish video without understanding what exactly is going on...

Baby’s First Scam.

Its where billionaires pay millionaires to tell lower middle class people that poor people are the cause of all their problems. Jeez..how hard is it?