The mistake was not having all of the students say “I am free labor” and then ending with Barry Odom ($3.05 million) and Cuonzo Martin ($3 million) laughing...

I keep thinking back to how their current ballpark opened as Enron Park, and while they’ve long dissociated themselves from Enron (they had to pay $25 million to remove all the signage and rename the stadium!) but I feel like the “smartest guys in the room” legacy lives on.

BRING IT ON! I WILL DIE ON THE HILL OF STEELY DAN SUCKING SHIT

I appreciate your support, but you are wrong. Pink Floyd and the Who are good. I stand by my statement (which is unassailable) that STEELY DAN SUCKS SHIT.

Needs U2 and REM somewhere on there, just to make everyone feel old as shit.

Billy Joel is the autoplay Farmers Insurance ad of rock radio.

Alright, let me just say this once so everyone knows the truth: just because something is complex and difficult, doesn’t mean it sounds good. I guess what I’m trying to say is that STEELY DAN SUCKS SHIT

Jesus, that Streetfighter V4 looks meaner than a wet panther.

I just saw this cat.

Well, there was this vindictive billionaire who made Gawker go bust, which lead to it being acquired by a Spanish television station, which had financial problems so it was sold to a bunch of very stupid venture capital types who nobody likes and do not appear to know what they’re doing, and they’re seemingly intent…

All fine with me. I like that the Golf keeps looking like a Golf.

Man the auto play videos are really freakin annoying

I would assume that autonomous driving BMW’s won’t use turn signals either.

I really hope this sells well. This type of game (single player, story-driven, with tons of options for character customization and playstyle) seems to be coming along more rarely these days amidst the annualized titles, battle royals, and looter shooters built around microtransactions, paid DLC and grinding.

God help us if BMW ever implement this.

The last thing anyone needs is chronic tailgaters teaching their car how to drive like an asshole.

Adam Gase’s beard is the male coach’s equivalent of the Elizabeth Holmes voice, right? 

WHY ARE “RECENT VIDEOS FROM DEADSPIN” AUTO-PLAYING. MAKE IT STOP. I AM SO FUCKING DONE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST QUIT RUINING DEADSPIN.

Where is the hoisting??

A diving destination where the draw is junked cars at the bottom of a flooded quarry is the Alabama-est thing ever.