What about my diploma? Yeah, it does sort of resemble something you could buy off the internet.

So we are against street racing unless it’s a across the country?

shit, if my commute was 4 miles, I’d consider an E-bike.

So you’re saying football, like all organized religion, should be wiped off from the face of the planet to make the world a better place?

You can trigger the Vex Invasions by completing public events. They always spawn nearby shortly after you finish the event.

And we can crown it the “Stank Tank”.

People who type in all caps.

I am an Atl native and I have long joked about holding a seance to resurrect the ghost of Sherman in order to get him to finish the job.

Classic Jalopnik. No motorcycle racing coverage unless there’s a gnarly crash.

I wanted him to respect the game & respect me as a veteran player.

“Authentic Brand Groups” would be too obvious for a writers’ room.

Rick Reilly must be turning over in his grave. 

This is total fuckery. Can you even imagine if HE had killed her? He would not lived to see a trial...

they were hornets

Weren’t you just trying to buy a right-hand drive Cressida full of bees?

2 1/2 years in and it still boggles my mind every fucking day.

Troymaine Pope (real player), not to be confused with Troy, Maine (real place)

Donald Trump is the President of the United States of America. Think about that for a second.

Yes RS4 is less but only like 20% but the E63 is 25% faster! A 5% arb.

Well my buddy’s E63s Wagon is about 1 second faster to 60 than this so, yes goddamit, I do!