I assure you, Draymond would have thrived in the “Dirty” NBA you’re describing. It would not have the effect you think it would.

maybe don’t hoon in the rain? 

I'd be willing to settle for rwd and toned-down aesthetics. 

It’s cool guys, Hyundai will hopefully have us covered.

That’s a shooting brake, but whatevs.

You mean like a brz or a 2 series ?

I mean, hear me out.

Counterpoint: It’s not in the slightest.

David Ross is the absolute fucking worst. All the yuppie Cubs fans love him because if you throw a patagonia vest on him, he looks like every d-bag senior EY accountant that’s crawling all over Chicago.

Lead off hitter probably started off as a smart way to hide your weak hitter who still got on base. Then it became an unwritten rule that you must have a light hitting fellow up top. And instead of teams hiding a hitter there, teams had to go out and find someone specifically who didn’t hit for power. And no one dared…

Jay Inslee is hot but his handwriting is a boner killer. No offense to those of you who write like 3rd graders. 

Goddamn it.  Either this is funny or a bison’s worth of Buffalo Trace is making it so.  Either way, take your star and all my magic beans.

What is Mauritius?

I'll take "Non-Extradition Countries" for $200

I guess owning 5 VWs is the only way to make sure you always have 1 running. 

At the top of a beanstalk. Also they are required to add “FOFUM” to the end of their name.

Some other suggestions:

Qatar is the only real answer, isn't it?

It would make sense for them to go in together and ask for similar structures, but i’m not sure that it’s going to benefit the USMNT that much

“cuck beta leftists.” I swear to god, you could not sound more desperate to seem cool as right-wing edgelords do when they string these words together.