...pets whose owners have died.

You never ask the dealer,
How many chips are on the table?
They’ll be careless with the countin’
Cuz they’re dealin’ and dumb.

Timeless is the word you are looking for.

the original shuttle was a bit iffy... HOWEVER, a “B” model re-design would have been phenomenal. There is so much moder technology that exists today, that if we ever funded NASA properly, it would have been amazing.

“You better count the money

The World Series of Poker, the favorite sporting event of ...

We made it look easy? Really?

Crunchy Cheetos or GTFO

I think I will wait for the next go around when there is a flamin’ hot variation.

How is that even remotely gross? Have they had a California roll?

Man, must be tough to be continually harassed like this.

Also, Aspen Ladd (from the linked weight cutting video) got TKO'd in 16 seconds. So maybe weight cutting is bad or something.  

I’m sure watching it on grass makes the experience even better.

If you ask Nike, yes

shouldn’t this be posted to Splinter?

The only people that would celebrate a monstrous traitor are traitors.

calm your tits.

“It gives me all of these rights at a level that nobody has ever seen before.”

One time my wife and I were on our way back to LA from Vegas and it was especially hot and the traffic was especially stupid and we were getting more and more tired and grouchy and hadn’t talked to each other in over an hour when I pulled off the highway and into the first place I see, which turned out to be one of…