If he peed his pants while on the car, that would explain the lack of video evidence and still technically count as pissing on it. Glad to help.

Excessive wing/spoilers on street car: bad

That’s the opposite of sophisticated.

heh

Crystal Dunn was the Player of the Match, though.

Meanwhile, Dan Shaughnessy’s left doing the chores:

Here it is again in slow-motion and zoomed in a lot more.

He loves that new kid Regan though.

Sorry fellas, gotta go, I have an Alexander Pope lecture to give at Queens Community College.

“What’s an F5 poop tornado like?”

According to Spotrac, 22 Yankees have already spent a total of 1,151 days on the injured list in 2019

That man is doing himself about 124,000,000 favors by continuing to “running out there half alive for this team”. 

Safety aside, from an enjoyment perspective, I don’t know why you would bring a 2-year-old child to a baseball game, it can’t possibly be fun for anyone involved. And if you can afford the lower deck, you can afford a sitter.

I appreciate that nuance is always the enemy in this conversation but:

I have a better idea: move to the West Coast. Being a fan of sports out here is great. NFL at 10 am on Sunday? You bet! NBA Playoff games at 5 pm? Sign me up! MBL/NHL/MLS matches that also benefit from this? Probably!?!

[me, the first 113 seconds of the video]: YES! YES!!! Finally, the unthinkable idea I’ve been advocating for years has gone mainstream and is on its way to becoming reality!!!

So, New York gets the Warriors and Lakers and loses the Nets/Knicks? That’s not how that works. You lit the dumpsters, now you have to watch them burn.

Well before Donald Trump farted out some tweets in her general direction this morning

Sorry, you’re trying to tell me that in 2009 you didn’t know a single person in Southern California with AC??

I keep this for just such occasions.