Serious question(s): How do you propose to force players to go where they don’t want to? The league already has a draft (economically unfair and unjust), and max contracts (economically unfair and unjust). What additional (economically unfair and unjust) mechanisms do you want to put in place so that homers can get…

Your username is superb. 

The system is functioning as intended. Carry on. 

What a surprise that the team with the most money and the most leverage was able to get this in under the wire before the Tour kicked off. If it were any other rider on any other team he would be serving his ban already. Fuck Team Sky.

They didn’t necessarily need to get better this offseason, but it’s for sure a bummer to see them getting worse.

I enjoyed many of the esports articles, and would often even read through the overwatch coverage, even though I have no interest in the game/scene. Good luck in your future endeavors. 

Been a while since I heard Doves. I always quite liked this jam. YMMV.

Maybe so obviously racist that you skipped them(?), but you omitted ‘strapping young buck’ and ‘welfare queen’. Shoutout to Ronald Reagan and his racist dog whistle politics.  

It’s true that Ocasio-Cortez’s district is one of the most Democratic in the country, and her platform wouldn’t win everywhere in 2018.

When you are as old as that guy you aren’t going to be carrying 20+ kilos of unstable mass off to the side of your body. You will either spill it on your legs (sucks), or you will hurt your back (also sucks), or both. 

Also, don’t drink session IPAs.

To be fair: a poorly designed, slow, overpriced product is very on brand for HD.

There is so much dumb here. The worst part was reading the tweets from former US soccer ‘stars’ that were always and forever garbage. It was bad enough that I had to witness these clowns when they were on the field. Now their second life in the broadcast booth and online has made them nearly inescapable.

That top photo is boss af.

I agree. There is a fine line between ‘extremely challenging’ and ‘goddamn it! that was dumb and cheap!’. In later levels the first game tended towards the latter, and I couldn’t finish it. And that was after grinding through many, many hours of other levels to complete the armor sets available. It was frustrating…

If you drew a ‘rich white people’ and ‘religious white people’ Venn diagram with this data then the overlap would be “idiots”.

Pantani’s implosion following his inevitable drugs bust is weird. He could have just admitted that he was on drugs like everybody else and no one would care now. He could have even started cycling again after his ban, or found a comfortable announcing gig after his tell-all book.

It’s good to see this tasty content outside of Saturday and Sunday. Did you take on additional responsibilities?

This is the archetype of my dream car: Small, fast, fun, and you can put your bike in the back. Or maybe kids, if that’s your thing?

Brazil and Germany are the only other two teams to reach five straight knockout rounds, but they have three World Cups between them during those streaks, while Mexico have exactly nothing.