Now thats hilarious

Its because the "royalty" is hilarious to begin with. This just makes them even more of a joke to laugh at.

Nice story! Thanks for the insight!

If you play it, youll wish you hadnt paid for it.

Ill fully agree that the lawnmower is a great choice. I own that one. Fantastic.

Why does every Gawker commentor named harrydresden gotta be a dumbass and not read the article?

Oh nice! Looks like fun

No one cares about that anyway

It was boring as all hell, but it was a beautiful world. It was easily worth the $2.

You son of a... You just HAD to be THAT guy

TI-82 is where its at brah

Half the people WORKING at best buy believe that too...

I dont pirate apps, but with how my paid versions never seem to work on my tablet, I can see why people do. Why buy em when most of the time they wont even start or demands purchase (even when you did)

$0.99?

Your self-entitlement will get you far in life. Idiot

Clearly you haven't read her other articles... it is hardly an isolated incident.

Im glad you enjoyed it, but kotaku no longer hides behind the "blog" status if you read Steven's posts.

Im pretty sure they can also

AMD FX-4100, Asus Sabertooth, Radeon HD 6870, Compatable DDR3 RAM, A good power supply, and a case in the style of your tastes. A bit more than $500, but its plenty good.

Look up the story of Intoversion Software