Our AAA affiliate in Buffalo is praying Toronto lets them have Vlad for a few games. He’s treating AA as a joke, so maybe they’ll get their shot soon, unless the MLB team decides to just call him up.

I’m fairly sure anything over 80 MPH in Virginia is grounds for being exiled to the island of Elba.

Hell, in VA the 17mph over part would probably have sent her to jail.

Worse, they’re getting Tampa Bay/Nashville.

I want to see Bettman’s nightmare, Lightning Predators

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This comment threw me a bit. You are editor-in-chief and you are recommending a comparison article? Like is this something you’ve wanted wanted to see on Jalopnik and just haven’t been doing until now? Cause, I’m a long-time avid reader, and I can recall like 2 out of the 10,000 or so that I’ve read.

The NBC crew might as well throw on some penguins jerseys and come out of the closet. They’re doing a terrible job of pretending like they don’t have the biggest best friend crush ever on Sullivan and gang.

Pierre makes Pierre worse. No outside modifiers needed.

Not true. He makes Pierre so, so much worse.

Nah, he left his feet after the point of contact.

Really? You don’t think that he hit him in the head? Do you think that Aston-Reese has some weird form of rickets that only affects his jaw?

Officials failed to call a penalty on the hit, which is obviously weird for a violation of such severity.

If you need him, Pierre MacGuire will be in the bathroom.

I think I speak for all Caps fans...

Watch a replay of Ovechkin’s goal. Letang dove toward Backstrom and slid until seeing Ovechkin was skating toward him, so Letang jumps to his knees, looks over his shoulder and then whacks Ovechkin in the shins as Ovechskin skates past. I haven’t seen it discussed online but it is clear as day from the replay (see http…

While that hit was definitely worthy of a suspension, I find Letang’s newfound righteousness amusing considering he recently tried to end Sean Couturier’s life:

Any Penguins who shared a locker room with Matt Cooke can pretty much shut the fuck up about Wilson.

I don’t even have a horse in the race, but shit. Wilson isn’t half as dirty as Cooke was and the Pens won a Cup with him.

Stripping: The Original Side Job

Hannah have you never played high school ports? The reason Kilmer doesn’t like Johnny isn’t because Johnny isn’t good, it’s because Johnny doesn’t fit into the mold of what Kilmer thinks a quarter back should be. Nor is Johnny sufficiently defferential. So the premise is not that Johnny isn’t good, it’s that Kilmer is…