The owners were fighting about whether or not to keep it until one of them said, “Can’t we all just get a lawn?”

I agree with this take 100%.

This is to tell you all that I will not be posting “lovely lady” awards any longer.  I’ve been doing it for almost ten years and have decided to hang it up. 

Hit the tow truck? WHY?

POWER STEERING?

My mom is a certified car nut. She rode a Yamaha 350 in college.

My mom had a supercharger era, two Bonneville SSEi and a Merc ML55 AMG.

My mother is a loser.

I dare you to find me someone more self-righteous and dead inside than a higher education administrator. At least the vampire capitalists are honest about their intentions.

I do approve the use of “air-cooled 911" as a verb.

Stop! Stop it! Shut up! Don’t you dare air-cooled 911 my 240z dreams.

Anybody who has a problem with this should be IP blocked for eternity.

Couldn’t continue the greatest racing program in the world.

I lived everything in your film in my 1970 911E from 2013-2016 while I was working in Sunnyvale. I shipped my 911 west from NC and used it as my CA car. I did the historic races, I did Rennsport Reunion, I did Monterey car week, I drove HWY 1, I did cars&coffee at Canepa, I did a DE at Laguna Seca, I did SF, and when…

I would laugh at this shit if it wasn’t a slap in the goddamn face to addicts and their loved ones all throughout the world. I hope he fucking dies.

Boo! BOOOOO!! Take your star, dammit, but BOOOOOOO!!

People who steal electric cars should be charged with battery.

Soon it will be the weekend, and that means you can take your 968 for a rousing drive!

I’m here to win medals and get laid, and it looks like they’re all out of medals.

Here is street view for those looking for the ‘before’ picture: