I would be angry at the whole world too, if i drove a Chevy Aveo.

It’s a basic human decency vs. reprehensible assholery thing.

This is terrible... but I think we all have the same question: how does one who is bound to a wheelchair control the beast that is a GTR? There are tons of physically functional humans who can’t drive one, and this guy can’t walk, but he can harness the 500+ HP? Mustang owners should be ashamed of themselves.

Sure, just come in and do the loan paperwork. I have great warranty options. For only an additional $99 a month I will guarantee the blinker fluid system for 5 years and unlimited mileage.

I am thinking a very modest dealer markup putting to $7,995. If you would prefer to make payments I will take $5000 down and $200 a month for 5 years. Let me know which one you decide. I would hate for someone else to take this fantastic deal before you.

and then... years later....abandon your dreams of excellence.

Dammit, Cleveland, we’re running out of time!

Tavarish is now the David Tracy whose colleague sold him a car that he will criticiz... I mean analyze each problem.

I hope you’re aware that whatever mileage Doug put on the car, 92% of it was done without him wearing pants.

“Hello, yes, I work for Jello Picnic”

I want to meet this Jeff.

My friend’s Opel!

Here’s to Jeff, still one of my best friends, who once came to class with no shirt on. Because he’d used it to put out a fire. In the engine bay of his 1981 Camero. In the high school parking lot.

Ah ok. Because I was kind of hoping it was mini trucks like this:

Graduated with 84 kids (so small hick village in the country)... most vehicles were rusted out beater trucks, but this one kid had a rusted out beater Stingray Corvette in a blue flake paint. So he wins by default I guess.

I don’t like what she’s driving at, and frankly with a suspended license, she shouldn’t be driving at all.

No, no, no. She just wants to do “extreme vetting” on them before they’re allowed to come here and play for the US.

Why are you being such a dick about this? She just wants to shut down using dual nationals until she can figure out what’s going on.

McCoy and Aukerman also seem to have sent Lambo on a locker-room apology tour.

Because humiliation is cheaper.