Jalop A/F, coupe, hatch, 4x4, crossover, wagon, AWD, economic car/truck

I have nothing snarky to say. This article has disarmed me completely.

Must be dusty in here, I’ve got something in my eye . . .

mother nature, mothers in law, and motherfreaking Ukrainians.

I’d prefer red, myself:

Charlize Theron is South African. Gordon Murray is South African. What car did Gordon Murray bless us with?

Last time I saw so many little people under a rainbow, it was The Wizard Of Oz.

I understand a Z isn’t an M, but this has to be considered a BMW performance car.

DC roads are infuriating to the point of being impressive. No matter where you are, and no matter where you are going, you are in the wrong lane.

I believe "Scrambletto" would be the proper nomenclature.

I can understand how some people might mistake that for Satan, but that is clearly the archangel Gabriel’s cat named Snickers that jumped on the food image transmitter.

Dynamic Jowls is the name I propose for modern design.

It’s ALWAYS at the top of my list. I have several Singers in there. A wide-body coupe, with their little mini-ducktail, a 930 (I know they haven’t made one but they will when I drop a dump-truck of cash on their door-step), and a convertible with the rubber 80s bumpers because fuck everyone I like them.

The only correct answer.

Pre-2000's Toyota pickup trucks are the greatest.

Lexus SC400.

“See this crack in the disc rotor? That clearly failed due to the unrest among the peasants in the lowlands, and is not covered under warranty. This leakage from the main seal is a result of overwhelming imperial oppression and is also not covered. Your radio, though, is covered, although it will receive only…

Two possibilities:
1. The new ones are different.
2. Hollywood is lying to us.
I cannot possibly believe it’s #2.

Option 3 is to find the Alpha car in the parking lot first thing, and then crash into it, just beat the hell out of it...then the other cars know to respect you.

The Court is NOT on Dr. Luke’s “side.” The Judge merely applied the law to the facts. As an attorney one of the hardest things to deal with are bad facts. They are what they are and we do our best to construe them most favorably to our clients but ultimately Judges have no discretion to choose a “side” they like. It’s…