Sawyer is the new Jack.

Did anone see her on Letterman last night? I tried to stay awake but didn;t make it.

Guess who is ordering animal style for lunch. This girl!

Leslie & The Lys show!

I sincerely hope they did not over-photoshop this image & that it is just the pose & the form fitting clothes because Adele is such an amazing talent & a beautiful woman, inside and out. True, inner-beauty is such an incredible attribute, I hate to see it downsized by an editor's need to smooth out a few curves.

@hellonini9: ANIMAL STYLE! YUM!

The other day, the otherI -feel-fat-and-gross-and-am-PMSing-day, my boyfriend said "You are the most beautiful woman in the world."

I would marry either one of these men today.

I have always had a bit of an issue with calling friends "girlfriends." It has that fingernails-on-the-chalkboard effect on me. Can't explain it. It's the same for "panties" & "Jacuzzi."

I truly love this man.

Here are a few reasons why this doesn't bother me:

My name is BLT. I am 26. I own a fanny-pack. I wear it on my hip. Thank you.

@tinycowboyhats: If you build it, they will come. And by they I mean me!

Oh, what I wouldn't give to sit at the Obama dinner table & stay up all night playing Guitar Hero. Pick me!

Well, I'll be damned. I never thought I would say this but, Ashley & I have something in common. We are both poor spellers.

Wow, She is really pretty.

I long for the simple days of Myspace.

@trulymadlyme: Sister Hazel? Wouldn't Savage Garden be more appropriate?

My mom put me in a pageant when I was four-years-old & I vividly recall hating every moment of preparation & the event. I won three trophies & my mom was hooked. I, however, was child with a plan. On the ride home, I poked holes in the upholstery of her brand new car with said trophies, finishing of with a big…

Keeping Up With The Kardashians is my favorite reality show. Reason number one being, it actually looks realistic. I want to be in that family. Change my name to Krave Litte Toaster.