C’mon. I love Jalopnik and I really enjoy your articles (especially the “women in racing” series), but this article makes no sense. There’s no ambiguity whatsoever in the original declarations that allows for the slightest bit of misinterpretation. He’s not talking about Ferrari, the historical entity in motorsport.…

Hey, can we stop ruining the result in the title of the artice?

Heritage doesn’t mean shit when it’s worse than what replaced it.

A new service filling in the void and not going the “independent contractor” route would be great. That doesn’t mean people can’t concurrently hold Uber and others accountable in the meantime. 

People drove taxis as a job. Stop blaming the poor and start blaming corporations.

If people didn’t do this full-time, the platform would die, full stop. Rides would cost far more and service would be slower (or nonexistent) pretty much everywhere.

1. You have to go through dealerships because it’s the law.

What a workout for bodyguards. 

Remember that Google has several orders of magnitude more cars on the road delivering the same data through people phones (Google Maps) and through Android Auto integration delivering lots of the same data.

Audi to Elon last year, “Wow, I guess volume auto manufacturing is not easy.”
Elon to Audi now, “Wow, I guess electric auto manufacturing is not easy.”

That and hiring a person who’s sole job is to follow Musk around and slap the phone out of his hand every time he pulls up Twitter.

Hey Grandpa hurry up and shuffle off this mortal coil

Because you’re flippantly suggesting subjugating and restricting the autonomy of a whole group of people based on your own confirmation bias, you colossal asshole.

I’m probably in the minority here, but based on personal experience, I think lifting the ban on women drivers was a horrible idea.

This is a very bad take

Lavender scented handles are worth 40 cents right?

At least you got the article quietly updated to “Any alternative to filling your body with more Sackler-family pharmaceuticals is a net win.” 

Eat some deadly nightshade, eat some glyphosate, see which kills you quicker.

That’s how it works at a decent dealership. If you are shopping for a new car and it isn’t going like that, walk. They are all the same no matter where you buy them, with rare exceptions. You will probably get boned on the exceptions anyway.

That’s exactly how it should be. Go in prepared, armed to the teeth and ready for battle. That you didn’t need to bring out the big guns is a sign that they could tell you were a force to be reckoned with. Peace through strength.