Hell, bring back Pontiac too, why not.

I would print this out and hang it in my cube, but one of the joyless people that would count as “sales” in my company* would inevitably see it and get really offended.

This is what happens when you don’t have a good working relationship with hardware. They both should have showed up the the meeting with the sales engineer half way under the bus. 

“Congratulations, [name here], on your COTD. Here’s a 1950 Pontiac Chieftain Deluxe which this lovely lady will deliver to you right after we reanimate her corpse she sings happy birthday to the President.”

I don’t think you’re going to make anyone lament the plight of a man with a badly customized Lambo who clearly has enough time to drive like a dickbag.

I’ll have to agree with you here on what he did beyond the initial act. I’m not a motorcyclist, but a bicyclist and when it comes to stupid behaviors killing you it’s only that my own speed isn’t quite as fatal but everything else is just as bad. Anyhow in all the various instances of idiocy I’ve experienced very few…

I would ask him not to risk other people’s lives doing stupid stunts on public roads.  Go to a track, 

The whole burnout u-turn preceding that on a public road without taking the time to make sure there was no one coming makes him a douchebag.

“Good” in the singular appears frequently in common usage, which is how language languages:

Well the selection of said parts by the car maker does factor into the overall quality of the car. Basically “if they cut these corners, what else would they cut.”

Of all the manual Porsches crossovers to get, why not this?

Thank you.

Simpler answer: Because the military-industrial complex told them they did.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phrases_from_The_Hitchhiker%27s_Guide_to_the_Galaxy

Yes, we do - “What do you get when you multiply six by nine?”

That’s a common misconception. 42 isn’t the meaning of life, it’s the answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, The Universe, and Everything. To understand the meaning, you have to know the question, and we don’t.

Or we could . . . ya know . . . celebrate that relatively new American car company, despite all of its flaws, is a) actually producing cars, and b) making some safe ones at that.

Boxer and Feinstein are the ending of The Dark Knight...

Don’t ever forget that Dianne Feinstein voted against a provision that would have allowed same-sex couples to share health benefits in the midst of the AIDS crisis; don’t forget Dianne Feinstein ordered the closing of San Francisco’s bath houses and actively worked against all of Harvey Milk’s progress toward LGBQT…

This.