I was just making it clear I wanted him to put on something. Not that I would do anything about it. 

Well excuse me! I just like to be comfortable while I sleep for 8 hours.

People dress up for Ruth’s Chris?

I don’t like that wheels keep getting bigger at the expense of tire sidewall height. The lower-profile wheels have reduced ride comfort!

I, for one, love the three blink turn signals.

Well yeah, it’ll just go right through that sheet of plywood like it wasn’t even there.

I know, right? $250k/yr doesn’t buy the neighbourhood we live in. 

I mean $225k/yr is 95th percentile. That probably won’t buy you a $100k car unless you’re somewhere it’s super-cheap to live.

Given the nomenclature, should the 911 be renamed to 916?

I will just leave you and your heavy-ass bike in the dust with my Lefty fork.

“Sorry that pun didn’t really deliver”

Hey Shep, can you get a similar deal on Total Zero? Or Guru’s sugar-free version? That would be amazing. Thanks!

Hey Shep, can you get a similar deal on Total Zero? Or Guru’s sugar-free version? That would be amazing. Thanks!

you won’t get your ass licked at the dealership in the same way.

idk, m8. I think they both look like they’re trying too hard, but in different directions.

Before planes, terrorists have stuffed rented trucks and filled them with bombs.

Shelter in place might make sense until the panic settles down since the crowds and closed streets/subways could make it difficult to navigate.

Even that park is surrounded by tall buildings so if you have any sort of lateral velocities you can’t control, you’re kind of toast. Also? That “park” is up a few floors and it’s actually a roof of a shorter building.

The CR-V is probably more intimidating than a Fit. Maybe. Definitely less intimidating than an angry Civic though.

It does make a huge difference—I bought one last time it was on sale. However, bear in mind you will need an external keyboard and mouse when your laptop is up on the stands. 

It does make a huge difference—I bought one last time it was on sale. However, bear in mind you will need an…

Or, you know, just take a train. Much easier that way.