“I lost my phone and .. couldn’t find it”. If he had his phone plugged in , not being used, he wouldn’t have lost it. If he was holding/using his phone or it was in his lap, ready for use, he definitely would have lost it when slipping off the road into the river. Second scenario seems more plausible to me.

Actually saws this actor Adam Scott on Conan last night and it freaked me out that he could pass for Jr.

This half-wit is half-right. You can impeach a former president, in the sense that impeachment results in “disqualification to hold and enjoy any Office of honor, Trust or Profit under the United States.” But considering Obama already served two terms, he is already disqualified from running again, and has no plans to…

He called a certain group “very nice people” knowing exactly what they did. To him, being two-faced is equivalent to being “very nice”. He think’s a “nice guy” can be two-faced, because, well, he’s two-faced and thinks he can successfully pretend to be a “nice guy”, too

5 year old battery . That’s all I needed to hear. Replace battery.

Around 90% of world trade is carried by the international shipping industry, so it was brought by a boat first

People by and large don’t use trucks for their purpose. Less than 10% of people who get 4x4 vehicles actually go offroad, for instance.

More uninformed scare tactics. “The ‘worst’ e-cigarette tested produces diacetyl exposure that is 85 times LOWER than that of the ‘worst’ cigarette tested,”

A toothpick is more accurate and doesn’t push anything into your ear canal. 

MONEY is what sparks her joy. Get real, people.

You’re not counting incel-adjacent, and angry young men who have had sex once or twice

65% of Americans believing in imaginary beings. Therefore 65% of Americans are mentally ill. We don’t have the resources to take care of them all.

Using 2017 data where it was 17mbs?

Try 2019 where its 33mbps for mobile and 96mbps for fixed in 2018.

You should know that only works with panhandlers/people selling shit in front of grocery stores

My main beef with George Noory is that his shows are scripted, the questions and answers are already agreed upon ahead of time. Art Bell would actually have insightful conversations with people. Noory consistently having LMH on all the time is the laziest shit ever. She pre-records her “Earthfiles” segment which is…

Kap’s situation and Lebron James’ recent statements are proof that the NFL and NBA’s priorities are not about having the best athletes, and are not about what’s “right”. It’s only about the almighty dollar.

Teams don’t want Kap for the same reason many people didn’t want Hillary Clinton. Qualified? Yes. But, too much…

SAS is not an athlete. He is a glorified armchair quarterback. Why people pay him for his commentary is beyond me. You could hear equally uninformed opinions on a daily basis at your local dive bar.

That being said, I hope Kap will return strong, and shut his ass up just like Tiger Woods did.

Two thoughts:
1)Rodney’s words after finding out about the stay were “Praise Jesus”. No. Praise Ass and Titties. That’s why you’re still alive. Jesus didn’t do nothing. At least thank the proper source.

2) What professional musician reads lyrics from a cell phone? You would think that memorizing the words to a song…

You’re saying that won’t be the last Dick on his back?