I use Duplo which are still technically Legos, bud.

Yeah. But Luke used the force to get it all the way in.

Luke used half a stick of softened butter to get his robot hand up Paula’s racist poop shoot...

Yeah I’ll never understand the magic of Legos. I’m sure not going to track down Marshall Banana and ask him.

Super glue. No way every piece is held together with interlocking block nubs.

At least we will all get a free copy of CS:GO as a payoff...

Steve Harvey was in charge of the site today.

What gamer tag did you pick out for them? MommiezBoy and MommiezBoyToo? Boom.

Way to ruin the joke. You must be fun at comedy shows and gay weddings. Boom.

I was going to put up some lights but there's a bunch of skeletons in my lawn. Oh well. They look good next to the broken mailbox full of stimpaks that I haven't needed after being shot by raiders.

Well, Han and Leia dork — ostensibly more than once — after the Endor party so it gets a little better... Then gets way worse... They get married.

Well I believe I overheard somewhere that THE FORCE AWAKENS. Maybe that's an explanation.

Are you the Knave? Be honest.

I hope he’s still getting checks from his gig portraying Opie on Sons of Anarchy..,

Ehrlich Bachmann?

Oh that Deacon. I did that too though. Walked around nude until someone commented on it.

I didn't think under armor combined with Power Armor.

It’s hard to say Preston is the worst because it feels racist, but then be disses Strong as “one of those” and it's like... Meh. He's just a dick.

Totally! That’s my stimpak!

Ugh. I use two accounts - a totally fake own with 500+ “industry friends” and a fairly obvious fake name. And a private one with 50 close friends and family with my real name. I'm happy. Please don't ask for an ID.