Oh man... That doesn't even count.

To get off the grays on Kinja. Ho Ho Ho.

I’m such an Oreos snob. Regular doesn’t have enough stuf, double stuf has too much. The special flavors are just right. My favorite are the Reece’s peanut butter and chocolate. The cookies soak up the milk just right. Regular peanut butter and regular chocolate has the right amount of stuf but the cookie is coated in…

I saw it going for $250 a bottle on Amazon. Sweet. I probably need a season pass so...

I wonder if there will be some sort of mod censor for consoles. Probably no bewbs on Xbox.

At least it's tax deductible.

They will probably have orgasms and sell their consoles and join the glorious PC Master Race so they can experience more half-ass early access titles. Or they’ll just roll with it like the rest of us because they're not all idiots.

PC Peasant.

Glad I wasn’t the only one who thought this. Kids and their Pac-man video games and John Smith bombs.

You mean Waterworld? The Kevin Costner film...

I think it’s a matter of gameplay preference. I grew up on the ‘90s Fallouts and still like using VATs for targeting at times. Though usually I use Swan’s powerfist.

I only had to spend 4.2 seconds on your comment before I left you wanting.

The controls are a little tankier. More like Ass creed. But it's fun. And scary as hell when the world goes to night mode and the real killers come out. The first time you get caught outside is a skivvy messer.

Between Dec 7 and 11 most likely.

Oh noes, that private just mauled his supreme commander!

Hilarious. Did you see there’s a frame stutter at 5:17 that shows him on a bukake pornhub page?

Har har.

Too many dialog... Branches.

Yeah they can't remove them from the disc version (I guess they could if they tried with a patch) but they can't sell new versions with expired licenses.